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Girlfriend: I love U2! Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?

The doctor says: "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says: "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says: "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies: "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says: "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

Invigorated by the brisk breeze, he shouted euphorically, "I'm Thor!" His stallion looked back at him and reminded him, "That'th becauthe you forgot the thaddle, thilly!"

Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

A duck walks into a shop and asks the manager: -Got any fresh fruit? -No. -Got any fresh vegetables? -No.We have only dry goods. The next day the duck returns: -Got any fresh fruit? -No. -Got any fresh vegatables? -No.I told you yesterday,we have only dry goods.If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question,I will feed you with nails! On 3rd day the duck walks in and asks: -Got any nails? -No. -Got any fresh fruit?

A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Olympia was a major Greek sanctuary in the Peloponnesian penisula of Greece (see map), home of the Olympian games held every four years from the eighth century BCE to the fourth century CE. It contained the most important ancient Greek temple of Zeus (whose famous cult statue is shown in this…